February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Okay, this is my creepy weird Freeman fantasy... We're lounging around our flat, and he jokingly smacks my bum rather hard. I freeze for a second then nonchalantly laugh, but he noticed. "Did that turn you on?" he would ask, and I would turn red and say no, but he knows better. He proceeds to manhandle me, bending me over the sofa, then leaning into my ear telling me how bad I am in...
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Anonymous asked: Fuck. When did Martin Freeman get sexy? I never used to fancy him but Jesus Christ I have got it bad for him now. He seems to have been transformed overnight from geeky ginger boy-man into silver fox BAMF sex god. How did that happen? Has he actually got better looking as he has got older? Do I just fancy John Watson? Is is wrong to have these thoughts about favourite children's...
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Anonymous asked: So. I absolutely adore martin freeman, in a non sexually frustrated way. I don't know why I decided to read this blog, especially the fics. All of this is just going way too far. Still, I don't have the slightest clue to why I keep having flashes of him being in full control sex & his soft voice. But my original point was: I love this blog, and I REGRET NOTHING. God I'm going to...
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Anonymous asked: Every time I see a picture of Martin, my brain shuts down and the only thing I can think of is 'please cum in me.'
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Anonymous asked: In that Reichenbach scene where John is confronting Mycroft and the light catches on his eyelashes... I actually literally gasped the first time I saw it.
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Anonymous asked: I NEED FORE HEADMASTER FREEMAN FIC IN MY LIFE. Seriously, author, you hit my big kink. Dom!Martin and spanking.... ASFHJFSAH. Yeah, I'm not able to form coherent thoughts after that. Please write more. Thank you, that is all.
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rabbit-factory asked: There is a man I know who reminds me so much of Martin Freeman, from appearance to personality. I'm pretty sure I'm just going to jump him one day. He's not Martin Freeman, but damnit, he's close enough. ;D
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Anonymous asked: This is my fantasy and it's so weird but each time I see Martin Freeman on TV or like a picture of him I can't stop thinking about it so here it is: he is in a bathtub, the water slowly cooling off and he probably dozed off at some point and then I come into the bathroom and sit on the side, fully clothed. He vaguely mumbles something to me and I take shampoo and put some on his hair...
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mariemanuelle asked: My perfect Martin Freeman fantasy is just me baking sweets for him. I'm a simple girl.
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Headmaster Freeman. ( Part 1 )
Had to get this one out of my system ! I’m thinking of writing a second part… Enjoy some Dom/Martin :3
Headmaster Freeman. ( Part 1 )
She was the simple girl, the quiet one, the obedient daughter. Until she fell for a young lad and succumbed to his charms. All the things she longed to hear were all the things he told her. Her first boyfriend, she was on cloud nine even...
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My “perfect fantasy” with Martin Freeman goes like this : we’re both lying on a fluffy, white futon in nothing but our undies, facing each other. There noone else around, only some distand, city sounds can be heard and the evening sun is coming lazily through the half opened curtains. I’m holding him in my arms and he lets me kiss him - I start with his jaw, then his lips, then both his...
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Anonymous asked: My favorite Freeman!fantasy is this: Sucking him off when he first gets home and then him fingering me against the front door.
Anonymous asked: the term freebitch is actually offensive though..
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Anonymous asked: Can you get a gif of the scene from Love Actually where Martin is all naked and stuff? ;D
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Anonymous asked: Hello I would like to know, what's his name.I know that is Martin, John and C. and i really want to know what that C means..
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Anonymous asked: I really feel like writing this man a fan letter. What are your thoughts?
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windsweptandfree asked: Hi there! I was just wondering, on the very first page of your blog, there's a gif of Martin putting two thumbs up (I think he's on a tv show). Do you know if there's a youtube video for that or anything?
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Anonymous asked: I know we talk a lot about Martin's face but his body omg like if you look at his defined shoulders and his torso especially in that Christmas sweat in Sherlock <3 he has such a strong body now, imagine clinging to his shoulders while he's fucking you his hard body pressing against yours with each thrust, his mouth whispering sweet yet dark words in your mouth, encouraging you to...
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Anonymous asked: My dream? TO BE AMANDA ABBINGTON. :<
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wegeneratesparks asked: Look, stop. JUST STOP. My ovaries cannot possibly take the overwhelming cuteness that is, Martin Freeman. This blog is basically my idea of a fan-girl paradise. Here's to say, I would rather like to wrap him up in a cuddle blanket and take him home with me so we could have endless cups of coffee (no sugar of course) WORDS CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THERE OUR FANGIRLS THAT...
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Anonymous asked: Is there any movie, clip or whatever where Martin sings? I'd love to listen to him.
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Anonymous asked: I had a dream. John Watson and I were naked, and he was making love to me on the crisp white sheets of Sherlock's bed. In a dark corner of the room, Sherlock was standing, telling John what to do next. Sherlock was clothed, John was inside me. This is a dream everybody has had, right?
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windsweptandfree asked: I'm not technically sexually frustrated over him, but when I close my eyes I honestly see Martin's face. It really is incredible how an actor, someone I've (we've) never met have such influence. ♥
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Anonymous asked: I'm so shocked over the 2,000 followers announcement! WHY DOESN'T THE WHOLE WORLD FOLLOW THIS BLOG?!
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Anonymous asked: MORE TIM CANTERBURY pleeeeeeeeeease <3 I started watching The Office and I can't stop... then I realized we don't have much Tim on here :(
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decidingonanameistoodamnhard asked: How can I cope with my Martin Freeman crush/sexual frustration/feelings of love ? (except for posting on Tumblr.) Because lately I find it really hard liking other men. Whenever I see one , my mind compares him to Martin and then goes "Nay". PLEASE HELP ME !!! I DON'T WANT THIS!! I JUST WANT FOR THIS TO STOP !!!
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Anonymous asked: Thinking of Martin and Benedict doing a flirty photoshoot for a magazine. Martin in a crisp white shirt with a few buttons undone and Benedict stood behind him with one arm draped casually around his shoulders. Benedict doing his devilish Sherlock look and Martin with a glint in his eye as he looks up at you and a barely-concealed smile on his pouty lips. Soft light on Martin to make his hair and...
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Anonymous asked: hi where are the gifs of Martin Freeman in the bath from?Nice blog btw xx
January 2012
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Anonymous asked: I just melt when Martin Freeman kisses people taller than himself in tv or films. At first, strangely, he makes himself even smaller than his partner by dipping down. Then he does that sidling up thing with them, and works his way up the side of their neck and then nose to nose before landing at their lips. He kisses with such feeling. I bet he's great. But what about that sneaky tongue of...
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Anonymous asked: My Martin Freeman fantasy is kind of weird. I want to run into him in a grocery store or in the street when I'm in Toronto and be the only one in days to recognize him. I tell him how much I appreciate his acting and buy him a Timmies, only his coffee is shit, so he does that angry english hedgehog thing and gets us both complimentary gift cards before he has to go back to his hotel. And he...
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Anonymous asked: A little fantasy going round in my head these days : putting Martin's kitty rage to good use, i'll do something to annoy him, i'll push him as far as i can until his eyes turn dark and he'll start to curse, to lose his temper, i'll bite my lips and smile naughtily and when he'll realize why i'm doing this he'll just fuck me senseless right against the wall...
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Anonymous asked: Dammit I think there's something wrong with me. I watched the "hound" episode of Sherlock again, but this time I closed my eyes and imagined naughty things while listening to Martin's loud breathe when he's trapped in the lab.
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Anonymous asked: My Martin Freeman fantasy? He's in my apartment. Kissing me furiously as I try to get his shirt off. After that he pins me to the wall and starts undressing me. When the panties are the last one on, he still has his pants on and I stop him before he gets to see everything. I wrap my arms and legs around him and he carries me to my bed. After his pants are off, we go long into the night...
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Anonymous asked: I think the best thing about fantasizing about Martin, is that he can be both incredibly dominant in my imagination, and incredibly soft and gentle. Both imaginary Martin's are wonderful.
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Anonymous asked: Martin + me + good old fashioned bdsm = all my hopes and desire and dream